Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Ben Roethlisberger and Ashley Harlan: Roethlisberger Honeymoon Album

Ben Roethlisberger and Ashley Harlan got married and then went on a honeymoon.

This is my approximation of the resulting album…

It's Nice. It's quaint.

Okay, so apparently it behooves SEO (which is how daddy gets his moneys) that I post most pictures with some form of written accompaniment...thus, from here on out prepare to get your read on.

Part One:

Today's subject is Ben Roethlisberger; a (very) good quarterback/born-again pretty decent-seeming guy who I feel just a little bit guilty for making fun of (my morals are killer).

Thus, I feel like I should belatedly preface today’s entry with the following:

I have nothing against Ben Roethlisberger, save for the rape.

Part Two:

I think it would behoove me, and perhaps be more fair to Ben (again, killer morals), to delve a little bit further into my own psychology.

I’m not particularly versed in the art of seducing women.

In fact, if Wilt Chamberlain’s memoir were called “20,000,” mine would be called “One, via technicality.”

It’s possible I’m jealous of anyone who’s consistently having sex.

Just wanted to throw that out there for fairness sake.

That, and I’m a Browns fan.

Roethlisberger really has no chance on this blog.

By Ryan + Nico, and currently exclusive to (That said, I’m taking offers.)

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