Funny Plates: Itty Bitty Titty Committee Gets Serious!

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee gets serious in "Funny Plate" number nine...which comes just an hour after "Funny Plate" number eight because A) I'd missed a week, and B) it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month and I wanted to be as proactive as possible.

Even if they're itty bitty, get them checked 'cause they're really pretty. (I worry that as soon as I turn 30, I'm going to lose the ability to talk about breasts without sounding creepy.)

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingOfPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Money Laundering

"Funny Plate" eight is a homage to Money Laundering.

I'm 99% certain this is how you do it.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingOfPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Jewno MacGuff

It's our seventh "Funny Plate," celebrating the sassiness of Jewno MacGuff. She's a lot like Juno MacGuff, except her Michael Cera is a doctor.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Hitch Cock

It's a Hitch cock (Hitchcock?) for today's "Funny Plates" entry...and I'm a little worried this is sacrilege. At the very least, it's kind of scary. Guess that's appropriate.

He's a grower.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: World's Illest Rapper

It's the world's illest rapper this week in "Funny Plates." He spits hot fire, which is a euphemism for "frequently vomits."


By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Paraplegic Pick Up Lines

Funny Plate No. 5: The blog's first paraplegic joke!

Heard this in a bar the other night...


It didn't work, but I'm pretty sure the guy's delivery was off. The material is strong.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Anal Sex

This is the first time in my life I've disposed of a plate via anal sex. Or at least the first time that I'm psychologically capable of acknowledging it.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Bappin

Funny Plate #3, in honor of my new favorite word: Bappin.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Buddhist Plates believe in Recycling

Our second "Funny Plate," the Buddist Recycler Plate.

It's funny because Buddhists believe in reincarnation. (I Wikipedia'ed that to make sure.)

By Ryan, for, again, CreativelyDisposingOfPlates.com. (Which isn't really a website.)

Funny Plates: Mr. Ed Hardy

The first ever "Funny Plate," Mr. Ed Hardy:


I have a lot of plates.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingOfPlates.com.