Funny Quotes: Richard Nixon Quotes Gandhi

Richard Nixon and Gandhi proudly and posthumously present “Funny Quotes,” entry number one.

Funny Quotes — kind of a “Funny Plates” derivative but yet a totally new thing.

A totally new section of the site!

You see, for years I’ve felt the quotation market untapped, and because no great man ever complains of want of opportunities, let they words be few.

I hope you enjoy these.

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

Money over everything.

Here it is again.
 

Money over everything.

By Ryan + Aron, for AlmostInspirato.com.

Depression Era Comics: The Internet’s Most Literal Depression Comic # 3

A quote for Depression era comic # 3…

“Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.”

-Charlie Brown.

I think the quoting may become a thing.

By Ryan.

Depression Era Comics: The Internet's Most Literal Depression Comic # 2

A second note re: the Depression era comics...

These were not drawn during the actual Depression. (The great one.)

Some of them were drawn during an actual depression.

It's since been rectified with Effexor/banana chocolate chip cake.

By Ryan.

Depression Era Comics: The Internet's Most Literal Depression Comic

A single note re: the Depression era comics...

I'd like one Mrs. Marianne Rowan-Braun to know that I'm actually quite happy and am just experimenting.

This is not a call for help.

It may be a call for banana chocolate chip cake.

That is all.

By Ryan.

David Stern takes on Ryan Braun over ESPN cover

So apparently, David Stern’s ESPN the Body Issue cover kind of got to him.

About three months ago now, Mr. Stern filed an injunction against the Center for American Athletic Progress on account of my drawing him naked (with relative generosity, I might add!) to protest the NBA lockout.

See below:

Not wanting to get into a Greg Kinnear Flash of Genius-type situation, I agreed to a three-month suspension (now completed), and not to post my Adam Silver piece (even though I thought the work classy and respectful).

The long and the short of it is, we’re back, I've not lost my monies…and I have a ton of material saved up from the past few months ready to roll.

I hope you enjoy it.

All eleven of you.

Signed,

Rycota Braun

Editor’s note: The legal happenings in this post may be slightly exaggerated.

Billy Hunter’s ESPN: the Body Issue Cover

Billy Hunter now gets cover of ESPN: the Body Issue. And the NBA Lockout steamrolls on…

Unlike the NBA, CFAAP on is back on Cavs: the Blog, baby!

And – I think to prove a point? – I’ve decided to do my part in ending the lockout by posting a union and/or league executive on the cover of an ESPN: the Body Issue every week until this unseemliness is resolved. Because no executive wants to be caught with his pants down. Or completely naked.


So, if you're keeping score, we now have:

David Stern.
Billy Hunter.

And this is just beginning.

Freud would say I have a problem with authority. I’m more hoping I just want to see some basketball.

Now, for the Cavs: the Bloggers:

Just to see if we can’t begin a little debate here to keep ourselves entertained…let me start throwing some hypotheticals at you. (Along with drawings of naked old men, hypotheticals are my specialty.)

HYPOTHETICAL ONE:

Assuming the Cavs team stays as presently constructed, and knowing what you know now… what would you rather come out of the 2012 NBA Draft with?

A) Any one of Anthony Davis, Andre Drummond, or Harrison Barnes.

or

B) Any two of Michael Gilchrist, Quincy Miller, Perry Jones, Bradley Beal, Austin Rivers, James McAdoo or Jared Sullinger.

I’ll share my answer a bit later in the day.

(Actually, screw that, let's do it now...

I'm "A" all the way.

Two reasons. The first is that the top three guys represent the safest NBA picks in that Davis and Drummond should at worst find a way to contribute something defensively (they're both uniquely talented in that regard), while Harrison Barnes is as close to a sure-thing as there is in the draft.

The second reason is in my mind even more convincing. The Cavs (as do all teams) need one "great" far more than they need two "goods." As deep as this draft is, I don't see anyone from that second group becoming elite elite (with the possible exception of Quincy Miller, who I still view as a long shot star, and Brad Beal, who I don't know particularly well yet). They're all really good, but they're Iguodala good. At best, they're Rudy Gay good. There isn't a LBJ/Durant among that group. Each has a substantial liability that's already evident.

Davis and Drummond, they're the only two guys in the draft with "top of the NBA" potential. Harrison Barnes I love as well -- and again, he's the safest bet to fulfill his promise of anyone -- and is just a tier below them ceiling-wise.

And so ends hypothetical one.)

(Ps- If you're coming from CTB, I hope you answered before you read that.)

By Ryan + Aron, for Cavs: the Blog.

Funny Plates: Money Laundering

"Funny Plate" eight is a homage to Money Laundering.

I'm 99% certain this is how you do it.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingOfPlates.com.

Funny Plates: Jewno MacGuff

It's our seventh "Funny Plate," celebrating the sassiness of Jewno MacGuff. She's a lot like Juno MacGuff, except her Michael Cera is a doctor.

By Ryan, for CreativelyDisposingofPlates.com.