Monday, September 5, 2011

Republican Bumper Stickers: Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and more!!!

With the following (the titlely-referenced "Republican Bumper Stickers"), I hope not to alienate half of my Lilliputian audience*...but realize I'm probably going to.

Screw it though, we’re going political. (Coincidentally, that's a quote from God to Michele Bachmann.)

Below are our first five stickers, commemorating and/or otherwise recognizing the campaigns of—in order—Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Jon Huntsman (my personal favorite Mormon).

Cut them out and stick them to your car and stuff.

Godspeed, men/Bach-men,

Ryan M.** Braun (associate editor of online content at

(Possibly unnecessary endnote: For those right-leaning and dissatisfied with this post, I’ll try to be fair in my upcoming political characterizations/willing to poke fun at all parties deserving of poking. Or at least go 70/30. Also, know this: While I think Obama deserves another go-round, I honestly wouldn’t be upset if Jon Huntsman (albeit only Huntsman) won. And while there’s a better chance that George W. is asked back for a third term, I hope this portrays me as a relatively tolerant and open-minded liberal. Either that or a Mormon.)

(Definitely unnecessary endnote: I'm not 100% sure on this, but I think their Mormonism would allow both Huntsman and Romney to occupy the White House in the event of a tie. Okay, now I'm leaving.)



*This blog gets about 30,000 readers a day, but they’re all tiny.

**The “M” is not for Mormon.

By Ryan, Nico, + Aron, for (For the time being, CFAPI has merged with its sister site,

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